Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
The beers last night were like the tears from god
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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