she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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