I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
