You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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