smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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