My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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