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(734): View more from Michigan

Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?

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(972): View more from Texas

they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky

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(831): View more from California

I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.

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(301): View more from Maryland

dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow

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so basically your not goin out tonight?

(301): View more from Maryland

who said that?

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(850): View more from Florida

His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.

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(940): View more from Texas

Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other

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