New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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