I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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