haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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