You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
