Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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