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And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.

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(561): View more from Florida

I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.

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(210): View more from Texas

remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity

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(516): View more from New York

so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs

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(618): View more from Illinois

So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.

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(850): View more from Florida

Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?

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