And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Randomize