Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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