Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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