if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Just pee around me
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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