Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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