Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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