The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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