So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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