i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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