That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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