she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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