I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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