glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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