you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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