You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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