Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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