Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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