gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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