I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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