Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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