I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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