This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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