How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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