Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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