The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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