Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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