Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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