How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize