Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
His hands were made for my vagina.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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