Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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