Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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