Me too!
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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