Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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