If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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