and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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