Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
