He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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