in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
