too bad you live with your parents still
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
this will be a night to untag.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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