careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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