i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she smelled like a LAN party
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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