There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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